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Some people thought it meant Comme des Garçons.
Some thought I was Russian.
One person asked if it meant cumrag.
One person got it.
You might be the second.
I'm a mirror. I get off making you get off.
I'll be there in five, smelling of rhubarb and ylang ylang,
wearing my last eight lives.
If he doesn't like who I am, I can be someone else.
IN HIS OWN WORDS
I'll be there in five; so sorry for your wait.
Call me Comrade, Throatzilla, or even just Mate.
I massage and I knead — your pleasure, guaranteed.
I'm playful and fun; every race must be won.
Clearly I think; I have a brain and can talk.
I love finding the things that make you tick like a clock.
Our friendship should be easy — never feel like a chore.
My time is expensive but you'll leave craving more.
Like kittens we feed on life's cream so rich.
Call me your White Russian, or Daddy's lil bitch.
What They Said
"Totally alive, sarcastically funny, deeply and beautifully attentive to the needs and preferences of others. Absolutely magnificent."
"Everything I wanted and more."
"This guy will do anything! Thanks."
"Hot, young and fun — always a good time. Reliable, easy going, chill, good looking in person like his pics. Will be hitting you up again, CDG."
"Exquisitely handsome and attentive to my every need. I can't wait to see him again."
"Very outgoing, chill and high energy. Excellent massage skills and very skilled at vers play. Great convo and strong chemistry."
WHERE
I GO.
The Edition preferred.
The Ritz accepted —
they have the best towels
and the Diptyque isn't
chained to the wall.
I always order extra amenities.
The crystal came home with me.
These are not confessions.
These are standards.
- New York City BASE
- Washington D.C. NEAR
- Boston NEAR
- Philadelphia NEAR
- Fire Island SEASONAL
- Jersey City · Hoboken NEAR
- Miami FREQUENT
- International PASSPORT READY
★ FLY ME TO YOU — DEPOSIT REQUIRED TO CONFIRM
Gifts & Tributes
Giving is my love language.
So is receiving.
Some would call me spoiled.
They don't know me.
The Cartier sales lady told me no.
So I bought white gold.
We don't discuss rose gold.
- Shoes EU 42 / US 9.5
- Bags ALWAYS
- White Gold PREFERRED
- Platinum ALSO GOOD
- Fragrance ASK FIRST
- Champagne GEOGRAPHIC ONLY
- Saint-Émilion Grand Cru YOU KNOW WHY
- Experiences MEMORABLE
- Surprise me I LIKE EVERYTHING
VISUALS
MAKE
CONTACT.
I don't discuss money at the door.
We handle that before I arrive —
which means by the time I do,
we're already past the awkward part.
LOCAL: PAYMENT ON ARRIVAL
TRAVEL: 50% DEPOSIT TO CONFIRM · BALANCE ON ARRIVAL
TRANSPORTATION AT CLIENT'S DISCRETION
CASH · CREDIT CARD · VENMO · CRYPTO UPON INQUIRY
Are You A Good Boy?
Both available. In Manhattan, everything is smooth, tailored, luxury — fine vodka chilled to perfection. I come to you, or you come to me. Outcall in Manhattan is standard. Outside the borough, travel fees apply — always discussed in advance, never a surprise at the door.
A deposit is required to confirm all bookings — no exceptions. Cancel more than 48 hours in advance: deposit applied to rescheduling. Cancel inside 48 hours: deposit is forfeited. No-shows: session is billed in full. My time is valuable, like yours. Let's respect it.
Cash, Venmo, CashApp, Bitcoin, or bank transfer — I accept all. Payment is made in full before session begins. No exceptions, no advances, no IOUs. My rate is my rate. It does not negotiate itself.
$750 / hour · by appointment only
Session begins at the agreed time, not when you arrive. If you're late, that time comes out of your session — it does not extend. I respect yours. Extend me the same courtesy. Consistent lateness is grounds for declining future bookings.
Arrive showered. I expect the same standard I hold myself to — clean, sharp, present. If either of us is visibly unwell, session does not proceed and deposit is non-refundable. No negotiation on this. It protects us both.
No recording — audio, video, or photo — without explicit advance consent. Discovery of recording mid-session ends the session immediately with no refund. This is a bright line. I never review without consent. I expect the same. What happens between us stays between us.
Your secrets are safe with me. I never share, never post, never tell. Deep talk, never love, never lose. What happens in our time stays in vault — locked tighter than Kremlin gates. Trust is everything. Extend it; I'll hold it.
Want overnight? A weekend? A trip? Possible. Extra people mean extra costs — discuss details first, and we agree prior to time committed. Extended bookings require a larger deposit. Group bookings welcome; rates per additional person discussed in advance.
If something feels wrong, I stop and leave. No judgment, no hard feelings — safety first, always. I reserve the right to end any session that crosses into unsafe territory, with no refund owed. Mutual safety is the foundation, not the exception.
Mutual respect is the only rule. Rudeness, aggression, or demeaning behavior ends session faster than bullet train. Boundaries are discussed beforehand — once set, they hold. Come correct. We'll get along fine.
Questions
Use the contact form or reach out directly via the channels listed in the Contact section. Include your preferred date, time, session type, and location. I'll confirm availability and deposit instructions within 24 hours. Booking is confirmed only after deposit is received.
Deposit is 30% of the total session rate, paid at time of booking. Remainder is due in full before the session begins. Deposit is non-refundable on cancellations inside 48 hours or no-shows.
Yes. I travel to DC, Boston, Philadelphia, Fire Island, Jersey City/Hoboken, Miami, and internationally. Travel, accommodations, and a travel day fee apply for all out-of-city bookings. Fly Me To You rates are quoted on request — always transparently, always upfront.
All services are companionship — time, presence, and experience. Consideration is for my time only. Nothing offered, discussed, or implied on this site constitutes an offer of illegal services. All arrangements are between consenting adults of legal age.
Special requests are always welcome for discussion. Not every request is accommodated — that's my prerogative, and I'll be direct about it. There are no guarantees, but the conversation costs nothing. Ask first.
Cancel 48+ hours in advance: deposit transfers to a rescheduled booking. Cancel inside 48 hours: deposit is forfeited. Cancel within 12 hours or no-show: full session rate is billed. Emergencies are handled case-by-case — communicate early, not after.
Yes — Group & Party is an offered service. Rates for additional persons are discussed and agreed upon before booking is confirmed. Group bookings require a larger deposit and more advance notice.
Discretion is a core operating principle, not an afterthought. I do not share client information, do not post anything without consent, and do not engage in any communication that could compromise your privacy. Prefer encrypted contact? Use Wickr. My name, my brand, my reputation — all depend on yours staying intact.
How It Works
POLICY
Effective January 1, 2026
Submit a booking inquiry via the contact form or directly through the channels listed in the Contact section. Include: preferred date and time, session duration, incall or outcall preference, session type (reference the Services page), and your location if outcall.
I will respond within 24 hours to confirm availability. A deposit of 30% of the agreed session rate is required to hold your booking. Booking is not confirmed until deposit is received. I reserve the right to decline any booking at my discretion, without explanation.
Remaining balance is due in full upon arrival, before the session begins — cash preferred, digital payment accepted. Arrive on time; session begins at the agreed hour. Late arrival does not extend session end time.
48+ hours notice: deposit is applied to a rescheduled booking (one reschedule permitted). Under 48 hours: deposit is forfeited. Under 12 hours or no-show: full session rate is owed. Emergencies reviewed on a case-by-case basis at my sole discretion.
Out-of-city engagements require: round-trip travel covered (flight or train, first class when applicable), hotel for the duration (4-star minimum), per diem for expenses, and a travel day fee. All travel logistics are booked and confirmed by the client before my deposit is due. International bookings require additional lead time — minimum two weeks advance notice.
I reserve the right to decline, cancel, or terminate any booking or session at my discretion, for any reason, at any time. If I terminate a session due to client conduct (disrespect, boundary violations, safety concerns), no refund is owed. If I cancel for reasons on my end with adequate notice, your deposit will be refunded in full.
Your Data
POLICY
Effective January 1, 2026 · comradegarcon.com
This site is operated by Comrade Garçon, an independent companion service based in New York City. References to "I," "me," or "we" refer to the operator of this site.
Information you voluntarily submit via the contact form: name (or alias), email address, phone number, and the content of your inquiry. This site does not use tracking cookies beyond what is required for basic site functionality. No analytics platforms that collect personally identifiable information are employed.
Inquiry data is used solely to respond to your contact and to coordinate bookings. Your information is never sold, rented, or shared with third parties — ever. I do not maintain a mailing list. I do not send unsolicited communications.
Correspondence is retained only as long as operationally necessary. Upon request, I will delete your contact information. Requests should be submitted via the same contact channels you used to reach out.
All contact forms are encrypted in transit. For communications requiring heightened privacy, use Wickr (listed in the Contact section) — it is end-to-end encrypted with self-destructing message capability. I do not guarantee the security of third-party platforms (email, SMS) and recommend encrypted options for sensitive communications.
This site contains adult content intended for persons 18 years of age or older. By entering this site you confirmed you are of legal age in your jurisdiction. If you are under 18, you are required to exit immediately.
This site links to third-party platforms including RentMen, Tryst, Hunqz, and others. I am not responsible for the privacy practices of those platforms. Review their policies independently.
Privacy-related inquiries can be directed to the email listed in the Contact section. I take these requests seriously and respond within a reasonable timeframe.
The Fine Print
CONDITIONS
Effective January 1, 2026 · comradegarcon.com
Comrade Garçon provides companionship services. All consideration exchanged is for time and companionship only. Nothing on this site constitutes an offer, solicitation, or guarantee of sexual services. All interactions are between consenting adults of legal age.
By accessing this site and engaging services, you confirm you are at least 18 years of age, you are accessing this site legally under the laws of your jurisdiction, and you are not a law enforcement officer or acting on behalf of any government agency for purposes of entrapment or prosecution.
The content of any session is at my sole discretion. No specific acts are promised, implied, or guaranteed. Requests outside my stated comfort or safety parameters will be declined. Declining such requests does not entitle the client to a refund.
I am not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from use of this site or engagement of my services. You engage my services voluntarily and assume all associated risks.
All content on this site — copy, images, visual design, and brand identity — is the intellectual property of Comrade Garçon / Marble Cliff Holdings LLC. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or use of any site content is prohibited. The Comrade Garçon name and mark has been in commercial use since August 12, 2020.
Recording any session — audio, video, still photography — without my explicit prior written consent is prohibited. Any recording made in violation of this policy may constitute a violation of applicable wiretapping, voyeurism, and privacy statutes. Violations will be pursued to the fullest extent of applicable law.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York. Any disputes arising from use of this site or engagement of services shall be adjudicated in New York County, New York.
I reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Continued use of this site following any modification constitutes acceptance of the updated terms. The effective date above reflects the most recent revision.
These terms, together with the Booking Policy and Privacy Policy incorporated herein by reference, constitute the entire agreement between you and Comrade Garçon with respect to use of this site and engagement of services.
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